Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Police Report - July 17, 1864

  On July 16, 1864, 81 year old John Sure was murdered by an as of yet unknown name. Police are currently investigating this incident. Police received a report of a "blood chilling scream" at approximately 4 a.m. Now, we ask the police for the whole scoop.

 At approximately 4 a.m., we received a report of a scream from 81 year old John Sure's home. We (officers) rushed to the scene.
After knocking on the door, an unknown man answered the door. He claimed that Mr.Sure was out of town, and that the scream was himself, coming out of a dream. After a thorough search which revealed nothing, the unknown person invited us to sit. We put on quite a show if I do say so myself. We pretended not to notice anything unusual, laughing and talking. Until, the man finally went out of his mind with guilt. He is currently being questioned at police headquarters.

- S.W. Woods

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