Once Upon a time on a hot summer day I was at home thinking what should I do today? I was feeling very adventurous and decided to use my brand new iPhone and call up some of my friends. The first friend that I called said that they couldn't because they had to help their parents look for an old letter that was in the basement. I said okay and then called another friend. That friend also said that they couldn't because he was taking his brand new grey cat to get declawed. I said okay and wished him luck. Now I called up my best friend and asked if he wanted to do something and he said that he was busy cleaning his black limmo. He asked me if I wanted to help and I said sure, but it would take me a while to get there because I had to deposite my jar of money at the bank. He said no problem and as soon as I could blink my eyes we were washing the outside of the car getting soaked to the bone with the hose. When we were finished he asked me if I wanted to go to the casino in New York and I said yeah. When we got to New York the first thing that we saw was the statue of liberty shaking her fist at us playfully. We had a blast and soon we were home cuddled up in our beds sleeping soundlessly all through the night dreaming happy dreams.
The End
By the Cat Tamer
Saturday, June 29, 2013
Friday, June 28, 2013
New York Never Sleep's
New York never sleep's because people stay partying all night long! From as many lights this city has New York man as well of invented lights. Lights there are like candy and children crazy and all. I've always wanted to go to New York and I know that one day I will go and I probably will enjoy myself. For anyone who has went to or lives in NY I would really like to hear a little bit about it. Anyway NY is always staying up never sleeping because of all of the drama there is there. There's some fights here and there and maybe some arguments too but, it's not a bad city though. If NY were a bad city right now I really wouldn't be talking about it. I wouldn't even think of it. NY is a beautiful place and I would hate for it to be ruined by anyone who hates it. NY is a never ending city and its a perfect place to live blocking out all that fighting and arguing its kind, well nice.!!!!! BY: RUBY! https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1280&bih=895&q=beautiful+new+york+city&oq=beautiful+new+&gs_l=img.1.2.0l10.899.8181.0.10636.20.15.2.3.4.0.295.3056.1j1j13.15.0...0.0...1ac.1.18.img.AMytkFyQWBE#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=ECS8qmeDn_hV9M%3A%3BsuPBpS1zQToeDM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.rthotel.com%252Fimages%252Fny_skylinejpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.rthotel.com%252Fnyc.html%3B471%3B312
The White House's Missing Item By Seth Johnson
"Officers Bob and Joe, please check in.” A female voice said over the radio in the police car.
“Yes,
this is Officer Joe; we are on our way back to the station with the suspect in
custody. We’ll be there in about 20-25 minutes.” Joe replied.
“Copy that.” The voice acknowledged.
How did they catch me? I wondered. At
this point in time, I was sitting in the back of a police cruiser. You may be
thinking, why was this man arrested? Did
it have anything to do with the mystery item that was stolen from the white
house last week? Well I’m here to tell you that I had nothing to do with the stealing of that mystery item. I, like
everyone else, don’t even know what it is.
I’ll
put you curiosity to rest and I’ll just tell you the story. I’ll tell you why I
was arrested. I’ll also tell you why I’m the only one who got arrested for it.
It all
started about a month ago, I had just taken my dog for a walk…
**********
“Okay
Rover,” I said, opening the gate to my backyard. “In you go.”
The dog
rushed past me into the yard. I laughed at how eager he was to play. Then Rover
ran over to my back door, he started barking and growling through the window. I
frowned, confused.
“What
is it, boy?” I started to walk over to the door.
I
looked through the window on the back door. Crap,
I thought what are they doing here? I
thought I told them we were finished. I opened the door and stormed over to
where three of my old partners were sitting around my table, eating my food.
They barely looked up when I reached them.
“Hey,
Ralph, how ya been?”
“I
thought I told you we were through!” I said, almost shouting.
“That’s
no way to treat old friends.”
“You
said it, we’re old friends. We aren’t
friends anymore.” I said.
“Fine,
we’re just here for one reason--there is a job to do at the Mall of America."
"No. No, Tom, there is not a job at the Mall of America. There isn't a job anywhere. You know why? 'Cause I'm done with jobs. I'm retired from being a criminal." I told him firmly.
"You can't be everywhere at once." Tom began in a threatening voice. "It would be a shame if something happened to your new lady friend."
I looked at him, shocked. "How did you find out about her? I haven't told anyone about her."
"I have my ways. Here's how this is going to work. In exactly 27 days, we are going to rob a jewelry store in the Mall of America. Until then, your girlfriend is going to be in the company of our friend, Keith. You remember him. The day after the job is done, Keith will release your girlfriend. 'K?" Tom informed me.
I went over this in my head. I thought over every detail. Seconds after he told me this, I agreed.
"Great, we're going to start tomorrow morning." Tom said.
Finally, all of my old friends left.
"Perfect." I said to myself. "I'm coming out of retirement to save my girlfriend."
I looked at my dog, "I must be crazy."
**********
It was two weeks after Tom, Herald, and Fred had forced me into robbing the Mall of America. We had finished going over all of the blueprints for the jewelry store. We had our way in and out. I was walking through the mall, holding my camera. I took pics of all of the security camera's near and in the jewelry store. I looked through the window at the front of the store, and finally I understood why they wanted to rob this particular jewelry store. At first, I couldn't figure out why they wanted to rob this store, there were so many other jewelry stores that had much more expensive jewelry in them. But looking at the jewelry in the window of the store, I saw this beautiful, expensive necklace.
There were three rows of sapphires and diamonds. The first row had seven small sapphires, surrounded by smaller diamonds. The second row had four medium sized sapphires, surrounded by smaller diamonds. The bottom row had one large sapphire also surrounded by smaller diamonds. It was so beautiful.
Putting my camera back inside of its case, I walked inside of the store. I walked over to the register. The lady sitting there looked up from the book she was reading.
"Hello, how can I help you?" She asked cheerfully.
"I'm just here for an estimate. How much is the necklace in the window worth?" I asked curiously.
"It's worth about seven million." She replied, like this was a common question.
I thanked her and left. Seven million dollars for a necklace. Man, what is this world coming to? I thought.
**********
Finally, the day of the robbery came around. By this point, I was severely fed up with the whole thing. When we got to the store, everything went according to plan. I walked in and started asking the lady at the register questions about the necklace. Tom went and stood in front of the necklace outside of the store, blocking it from the view of the other people in the mall. Fred was in the security room disabling the security camera's in and around the jewelry store. Herald got the second hardest job of them all, he had to grab the necklace and replace it with a counterfeit without the lady noticing. The hardest job was keeping the lady's attention on me.
I finally ran out of things to talk about and looked around her desk for subjects to make conversation about. I saw an interesting feather pen laying there. I started talking with her about it. Finally, after what seemed like hours, Herald made the switch. We all got out of there quickly. We made it safely back to the safe house-my house.
You might now be wondering, How on earth did he get arrested? I thought he would get arrested while trying to steal the jewels. Well, as you can see, that's not how it happened.
**********
When we got back to my place, we parted ways as likely enemies. Tom called Keith and had him release my girlfriend. Now I'll go ahead and describe what stealing from the Mall of America was like for me. I had as much fun stealing from the Mall of America as I would have if I was walking through the middle of the battlefield and was shot by my girlfriend.
Anyways, getting back to the subject at hand, when I was finally alone, I let my dog back into my house. Then I sat down at my desk and turned my laptop on. I was really curious about this missing item that everyone was talking about. I did as much research as I could on my own. I was interested in this story that I called an old friend of mine and asked him to look into it. You see, this old friend was the best in the business at getting through firewalls and hacking websites without leaving 'footprints' that he'd been there.
Two days later he called me back.
"Larry, did you find out what was stolen from the white house?"
"Yes I did." Larry replied, he let out a laugh. "It was a blue feather pen."
"A blue feather pen?" I asked with astonishment.
"Yeah, even more embarrassing for the white house, is that it was a woman that stole it."
"A woman stole a blue feather pen from the white house? You're kidding?" I asked, stunned.
"Yeah," He stopped for a minute to look at the computer screen again. "Wow, she's also suspected to be living in Minnesota."
"Larry, I think I know who stole the pen."
"Are you serious?"
"Yes, I've got to go." I said and hung up.
I walked over to the door and grabbed my keys. I ran to the car and jumped in. Ten minutes later I was at the Mall of America. I ran into the jewelry store and dashed over to the register.
"You stole that feather pen from the white house!" I accused her.
"Yes I did, and you stole the necklace from the window." She countered.
"No, I didn't."
"You may not have stolen it personally, but you were with the criminals that did."
I decided on a better course of action and rushed back out the door. I ran down the escalators and rushed back out to my car. I drove straight to the police station. I ran to the detectives desk.
"I know who stole the item from the white house."
"How do you know who stole it, if you don't even know what it is?" The officer at the desk asked.
"I was chatting with this woman on the internet in a secure browser. And this next part might have been a criminal act, I'm not really sure. While I was chatting with her, I was pretending to be a criminal myself. I told her of some of the "crimes" I had committed. When I was done boasting, she told me that she was a criminal as well. She said that she had stolen a feather pen from the white house. She said it was worth three million dollars. At first I didn't believe her, but as she continued talking, I started to believe her. In the end I was convinced she was the one who had stolen the missing item."
"Well, it's worth checking out." He said a minute later.
So I gave him the stores name and the lady's name--at least the name that was on her name tag. Then I left.
**********
So here I am, in the back of a cruiser being taken to the station. Apparently, they went and checked her out. They didn't find the feather pen. Right before they left, she told them that some of my friends and I had stolen a necklace that had been in the window. She said that we had replaced it with a fake. She showed the officers the fake, and they came and arrested me, no questions asked. They said they saw me taking pictures of the security camera's.
I guess you really do learn something new everyday. Today I learned that I should not take pics of security camera's without dying my hair and wearing a mask. When we get to the station, as long as they say I can take my dog with me (like that's going to happen) I'm going to rat on my "friends".
**********
Well it's been two days since I was brought to the station. Since my girlfriend was being threatened, (she confirmed this) I was released and my "friends" were arrested. The lady at the jewelry story was found guilty after an investigation on her was finished. It looks like everyone had a happy ending.
A Mystery Robbery by Dawn-Marie
Mystery Robbery
It was a stormy day at Lakeview Mall, but that keep people from going shopping. The mall was filled with people. Going upstairs downstairs back-forward zigzag people bumping into each other, but "BOOM!"Everything stopped when the wealthiest women in the city stepped in, Martha Allison. She wore very awkward clothing and today she dressed as Blue Macaw. Everyone watched as the blue feathers flew everywhere, while her dog Bruno tried to catch them. As Martha walked through the mall confident and proud something caught her eye. It was the most beautiful necklace she'd ever seen. The blue diamonds twinkled in her eyes. ♦_♦ In her heels she ran as quickly as she could into the jewelry store. She thought of how amazing it would look around her neck. She went straight to the counter ,"Please Sr. I will like that diamond blue necklace." She said excitedly "Sorry mam you can't have it." He replied. Martha laughed "You must know who I am? I'm-" The jeweler cut her off and said, " I know exactly who you are. Another one of those multi-millionaires. Well sorry mam you can't have it. It's on hold for Thomas Pierre. He'll be picking it up today." "Well there must be another one?"She said, "No mam it's a one of kind. I'm very sorry" He said. That only made Martha want the necklace even more.One of a kind jewelry! "Oh well how much did he gave you for it? I'll give you fifty thousand1." "Mam sorry it's on hold.There are many other jewels in here." He said trying not to show how aggravated he was. He waved out his hands to show her to the other jewels. "Oh! But I don't want those! I want this one!" She said in aggravation. Mam please, you're turning attention this way." Said the Jeweler. Martha said angrily "Oh what would a man need a one of a kind diamond necklace for! Is he going to wear it?!" The police had walked over to see what all the humbug was about. As the jeweler told the police, Martha kept rambling on about why a man shouldn't have a diamond necklace. When the police asked Martha politely to leave the store Martha Screamed "Not until I get my necklace! It belongs to me!" She was dragged out the Jewelry store and said "I will get my necklace!"As Martha's butler let her out the limo he asked "Madam has something happened in the mall?" Martha slapped her butler " It is none of your business! You want to know what's your business? Your business and job is doing as I say! Now fix me some ice tea and get me a fresh towel I'm going to the pool. Also since you can't mind your own bussiness go pick up Bruno's on the yard's lawn! Martha was always rude to her maids, Butlers, chauffeurs, cooks anyone who worked for her. She thought they should all bow down. But of course no one else thought that. She was only wealthy Queen.
That night Martha had left her mansion she said she was only going for a walk. Martha walked down the street all in black, but she couldn't help to leave her feathers. Leaving a trail of feathers which blew away with the wind. Martha caught a taxi and went on where ever she was going.
Meanwhile at Martha's mansion everyone was cleaning the gigantic place inside and outside even having to clean her high ceilings. All the servants groaned "Oh why do we have to do this!?" said one "We clean this place already everyday!" said another "Even the rooms that are never used!" "Cleaning these fifteen feet high ceilings are dangerous!" "Yeah we can get hurt!" Then the lead maid came out and said "I know what you all mean, but this all Butler Adam's fault! He's the one who got Ms. Martha angry!" Everyone shouted in agreement. The lead maid continued "He knows to stay out of her business! This has happened many times before! If he could only NOT be so curious. I bet if he was the one cleaning this place this wouldn't have happened again!"
Three hours had passed and finally the mansion was cleaned. Everyone was asleep. As Martha came up the street she lived going same the way she saw Butler Adam. She was startled by him "OH!" she screamed when she saw him coming up behind her. Then, she realized it was only her butler. "Adam! What were you doing out late at night?" "Sorry I frightened you madam. I just went out to get some air." he replied "Ugh!" Martha said angrily "Well since you're here carry me the rest of the way home." She gave a fake smile. He replied "It'll be my pleasure mam." He also gave a smile. Once he got up the fifty steps to the mansion he let her down. He hunched over and breathed heavily for it was serious work carrying her. "Stand up straight you fool, and stop breathing so heavy!" Martha demanded "and open the door!" "Of course mam." He replied out of breath. As she walked in the mansion was so clean it seem as if everything twinkled. "Oh! It's beautiful! Now this is much better cleaning than usual huh? The mansion always looked that way. Only this time the walls and ceilings were scrubbed. But the butler nodded in agreement. "Well I'll be upstairs in my room if I need you. Goodnight. She shut the lights out. The butler mumbled "Goodnight"
One the news that morning everyone eyes were clued to the T.V. There was footage of Martha having a fit at the jewelry store. Martha was still in bed though. One of the servants said, "Good thing Martha isn't awake, she'd be having a tantrum by now." Everyone agreed. Then Adam came in One of the servants said, " Are you happy now? You get to see what happened to Martha the other day!" Adam didn't reply, but grabbed his breakfast ate by himself. Then a huge announcement came on. The necklace was stolen from Thomas Pierre's house! One of the maids gasped "You don't think Martha did it. Do you?" Adam said as if he was trying to frame Martha " Well she was out for a while last night. Wearing black cloths which isn't her color." "Oh! Shut up Adam!" the maid said "What do you think Patricia?" (The lead maid) Patricia looked down "Well I think she'd deserve going to jail if it were her. Always bossing us around getting whatever she wants! But yesterday no, she didn't get what she wanted and it was the necklace." Everyone always agreed to what Patricia said she has been around longer than them. She was about fifty years old almost the same age as Martha. Everyone else were in there twenties or thirties. The came down Martha, looking angry as ever stumping down the stairs. "How dare they accuse me! I'm not a thief! Why would I need to steal when I can buy? I can buy this Universe!" She screamed Everyone came to calm her down saying "Oh we know it wasn't you." Of course they're lying. Martha called her makeup artist. Martha had to go into interrogation.
The Big Mistake
The Big Mistake
By
Larraine Marie
People say to stay inside at night, well sensible people do. In this Nevada home disagreement found its way in. Rachel was a normal 16 year-old girl, and the things on her wish list for her upcoming 17th birthday were to: 1. Stop mom from saying "no." 2. Do things when I want to, how I want to, and where I want to.
"Mom, I'm going to the mall."
She snatched her car keys before her mom descended the stairs.
"Honey, we talked over this," sighed her mom.
"Talked about what?"
"You're not 18, and you still have to follow my rules. Young lady, I have to keep telling the golden rule over and over. No going out by yourself after 7:00!"
"Please just listen for one minute to what I want, not what you want. I'm getting older and I deserve more freedom. I want to do something that involves me being independent."
"Rachel, you have to understand that the world is full of bad people. Burglars and shooters usually sneak around at night. I'm looking out for your safety."
"I'm getting in my car and I'm going to the mall!"
"Come back here!"
"Watch me!"
It was a little too late, because she was off. She just thinks that everything she says is right. I'm going to prove her wrong. When Rachel arrived at the mall, it felt vacant. All the stores were open, except the food court. It was quite busy, for the space was jammed packed. Then, a blue necklace caught her eye. It shined so bright that she went over to take a look.
"Hello, ma'm," she said to the front desk lady.
"What are you looking for today?"
"Well, I got my eye on that necklace over there. It's the one in the middle of the store."
"I see you got your eye on our new collection. That necklace is a bit pricy though."
"How much? It's not like it's that bad."
"$5000."
"What?"
"Wait! I hear a sound," whispered Rachel."
"It's gun shots!"
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Cries of tears and sadness were heard.
"Evacuate to Pandora!" hollered a police officer.
"Mrs. Bark, close the store once everyone's in!"
"It's closed." called Mrs. Bark.
"My dog is still out there!" cried a voice.
"What's happening?" cried another.
"It's a burglar!"
Rachel picked up her phone and called the operator.
"Help me! Help me!"
"Calm dow....
"Please help! I'm at the Las Vegas Outlet Mall. There's a burglar with a black mask in here!"
Her face was red and she was covered with a puddle of tears.
"Calm down. I'm coming to get you."
That was it. The burglar came closer to the jewel shop.
Ruff! Ruff! It was a sharp, barking noise. It was a Labrador!
"Get off me!" screeched the burglar.
The dog bit the man's leg and sent him stumbling to the ground. The police came and the man was sent to jail. Thankfully, no one got hurt. In fact, the whole thing was caught on tape by a woman who was on her vacation. A blue feather was found that had the thief's fingerprints so the police could exam it. Rachel told her mom the whole story and promised to follow here rules from now on.
The Ocean Sapphire Necklace by Amelia Pond
On the planet Neptune, twelve small pieces of the planet fell off. They landed in the Mall of Georgia fountain. Well, that's what everyone believes. But I know the truth. No one else believes me.
It feels like the whole world hates you.I really don't understand. My friends loved me until the necklace was discovered. I now have the power to travel from two worlds. My other world is a lonely, vacant world. But sometimes, just sometimes, I see something else. Distant, as if in another world. I try to look for it in the real world, but I never catch it. I only see it in my world. I think I live in two worlds. One of reality, and one of emptiness with a sliver of hope.I write this to you in neither.I am at the ocean, but a lonely, gray one where the only dash of color is the blue of the ocean. the same blue as the sapphires on the necklace. The one where this whole mess started.I don't know how I get here, or how I leave, but when I do leave I always end up sitting by the fountain in the mall with my head turned toward the necklace.There is a police car that patrols the mall. Especially the fountain.The blue stripe on it is the same blue as the feather in my hair I got it from the store across from the fountain, the same blue as the ocean in my half-world,yes,that's what I'll call it, my half-world, and the same blue as the necklace.There someone walking up to me.You'll need this was all he said. It was wrapped in blue paper.The same blue as my feather,the police car stripe,the ocean, and the necklace. I decided to open it. It was a camera. I started to wonder why me, of all people would need a camera. Then the thought struck me: Taking a picture if the mysterious figure! It seemed now that it was hidden in plain sight! Then I had an excellent idea. I wrote a ten and a half foot long article about the truth. I just realized I never told you the truth about the necklace.It's from a unknown corner of coastal Georgia I call Sapphiria. It's also the beach I travel to to write. The necklace was literally formed out of the ocean. The silver is the sea foam and the jewels are the water. The day I discovered Sapphiria I was walking along the shore when a wave came up. After it washed back, there was the necklace. Formed by the sea itself. I took it to Atlanta and put it on the fountain. It's been there ever since. So I really have three worlds. No one believed my article. I truly am alone.
EPILOGUE
I got sealed into my half-world.It is my real world now.But I am fine. I have everything I need. When I want something, it appears next to me. The only things it won't give me are life forms and freedom from here. I don't need freedom from here, though.And about my loneliness, it's gone, because I figured out the thing I can see sometimes. I made it my pet. It's a dog.
Mission Cat By: Jo Crew
Fluffy the cat took deep breaths as the Limousine sped
past all the other cars on it's way to New York with her owner Thomas. She was
playing Talking Tom on her I-phone 5. She absolutely adored that cat. How he'd
figured out how to talk like a human, she didn't know. She looked up from
the game feeling kind of sick. Finally, the car stopped at the New York city
air station. Lady Liberty towered over
all the skyscrapers, looking a sickening green. Fluffy’s family started
climbing up the stairs inside the green feminine gargantuan. She followed, and
once they got up, she climbed on the hand, and spit up a hairball on the torch.
At that moment, the woman turned her head, scowling, and
said something.
“Excuse me? Do you think you can just climb up on me and
spit up on my torch?”
“Y-y-you can talk?”
“Of course I can talk! I’m meant to protect the city. Why do
you think they built me? For fame?”
“Yes…”
“M-m no way. Now shoo! Before I give you a mission. And trust me, I’ve been told I don’t give very
nice missions.”
Fluffy didn’t move…
“Alright! You asked for it! Your quest is to stop the
robbers from stealing all the money in the Empire State Building.”
She handed Fluffy an old paper.
“Here’s your instructions.”
She turned her head forward
again, and went still. Fluffy started off back towards her family. Ben was looking inside Diane’s purse. Thomas’ family
were millionaires, so Ben was always counting their money. Fluffy had an idea
for her quest. She shoved Ben out of the way, and took a jar of 15 grand out of
it. She then, ran back down the guardian of the city New York.
This mission is so simple, she thought.
She looked at the old piece of paper, it said:
For this mission, you first need to find the
CIA Cats International Agency. Then, you need 10 Grand in American money. And
finally, you need to befriend the robbers.
Your friend,
Orrerus Cattus
Fluffy took out her I-Phone 5, and looked
up the Cats International Agency. She
found that they lived right under the Statue of Liberty. She went back to it,
and knocked 7 times, like her phone told her. A handsome black cat opened the
door.
“What do you want?” He asked very politely.
Fluffy stared at
him lovingly still.
“Hello?”
Fluffy came back
to her senses and smiled at him warmly.
“I’d like you to
help me with a mission I was given by Lady Liberty.”
“Which mission
was it?”
“I have to stop
the robbers from stealing from the Empire State Building.”
He smiled back
warmly.
“I’ll gladly help
you with it, along with my companions; Fred, Joe, Sam, and Teresa.”
When he said each of their names,
they came out on queue; Fred was a red, extremely fluffy cat with two huge
fangs like human two front teeth, Joe was a strangely dark blue cat with intelligent
red eyes, Sam was an almost hairless cat that had huge blue bug eyes, and
Teresa was a pretty smooth orange and black striped cat with super green eyes.
So then they set off to the
robbers’ hideout. Fluffy was dressed with a black mask and shirt on. She had
her Portal escape gadget, her gun, her Taser, and her grapple gun. She made
friends with the raccoons, who were the robbers, and set off to the Empire
State Building.
When those raccoons
got there, they were not ready for what happened. Fluffy stopped them in a
police disguise, and offered them 5 grand. They refused, and went on their way
to rob the biggest building in America. When they were halfway there, she
offered them 7 grand, and again, they refused. Finally they got there. Fluffy
was disguised in her robber costume again, and claimed that she’d found 10
grand in the building. They didn’t think that was all, so she tore off her
disguise, and her companions jumped down from the ceiling and pointing their
weapons at them. The robbers surrendered and were arrested for attempted
thievery.
The End
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