The craziest thing happened while I was visiting my family in San Jose, California! I was taking pictures in the most amazing mall I have ever seen, Valley Fair, when a rare blue eagle feather caught my attention. It was one and a half feet long and a deep, almost mystical, sapphire color; kind of like the necklace the man with the ski mask was running with. SKI MASK!!! That man was a thief! He stole that necklace! I had to help.
The mall cops that were chasing him just then decided to get out their guns. Those morons. Anyway, I was on the football team in highschool, so I was still very fast. I ditched my camera and took off after the thief, running faster than the fat cops and their attack dogs that usually are only used to breaking up verbal arguments that take place at cash registers. I got close to the thief, so I dove and tackled him. But I didn't realize he had a gun in his hand until it was pressed against my temple. Apparently the mall-cops had a sniper team, because next thing I knew, there was a bullet in the thief's hand. I turned around and kicked the gun out of his hand and snatched the necklace. Then I ripped off the ski mask ad punched him in the face. After all of my hard work, all I was awarded with was a half-eaten donut. So much for a medal of honor, hehe.
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